I don’t know if you’re watching the most popular cable series in HBO’s history, but “True Blood” is soooooo the sh*t. I’ve never been into vampires bullshi*t, but when I tell you I am front and center every Sunday night with my popcorn and my tweeetdeck. The show is truly incredible.
Anyway, “True Blood” stars Alexander Skarsgard’s, Anna Paquin’s and Stephen Moyer’s. And their new provocative, “blood-covered” pose is scoring both praise and ridicule –naturally, of course.
Check an excerpt below:
The idea of celibate vampires is ridiculous, True Blood creator Alan Ball says. “To me, vampires are sex,” he says. “I don’t get a vampire story about abstinence. I’m 53. I don’t care about high school students. I find them irritating and uninformed.”
On his show, every available orifice is used for intercourse: gay, straight, between humans and supernatural beings, and supernatural being on supernatural being, whether he be werewolf, dog or an enormous Minotaur-looking being called a maenad.
None of the sex is quite as good as vampire sex, though, which can happen at the astonishing rhythm of 120 bpm while simultaneously devouring one’s neck and making your eyes roll back into your head.
Says Stephen Moyer — who plays Bill Compton, the undead Southern Civil War Veteran — “If we go from a base level, vampires create a hole in the neck where there wasn’t one before. It’s a de-virginization — breaking the hymen, creating blood and then drinking the virginal blood. And there’s something sharp, the fang, which is probing and penetrating and moving into it. So that’s pretty sexy.
I think that makes vampires attractive.” He laughs a little. “Plus, Robert Pattinson is just hot, right?”
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