After all the reports of a “reconciliation” it looks like wretched whore golfer Tiger Woods and his Swedish wife are calling it quits.
According to multiple reports Elin is about to make off like a bandit by receiving over 700 million dollars in a secret divorce settlement currently being negotiated between both parties attorneys.
While terms of the deal aren’t yet public, the internet is buzzing that Tiger will fork over the hefty chunk of cash in exchange for Elin signing a lifetime confidentiality agreement barring her from doing any interviews, and or publishing books on their marriage, rumors, gossip and or anything else.
In exchange Elin is requesting that Tiger keep all his whores away from their children PERIOD.
According to a close source: via Entertainmentwise.com
“When they first started negotiating the divorce, it was very acrimonious, Elin had a lawyer in California who was very, very aggressive….They don’t interact much at all any more. The nannies take the kids back and forth between their houses. There’s virtually no conversation between Tiger and Elin.”
Sh*t 700 million dollars?? I ain’t mad one bit. Perhaps this will teach us dudes to keep it in our pants, and if we can’t DON’T GET MARRIED.
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