You guys remember the rumors that Tiger Woods now ex-wife Elin was recieving something in the neighborhood of 650 million dollars in divorce settlement, right? Well it seems she didn’t get anything close to that.
I hear Elin has only garnered 110 million dollar settlement. Not too shabby by a long shot, but it’s still drastically less then we all suspected.
Published reports are saying that Elin has cut her lifestyle drastically despite her hefty divorce settlement. She’s flying commercial rather than insisting on a private jet. And I hear she’s cutting her staff.
After all the media attention, sordid accusations and apparently an addiction to Ambient, Tiger Woods and his wife Elin have announced that they are in fact divorcing. This shouldn’t shock anyone. But it seems the Woods is still asking for their privacy.
We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us. Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being.
The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.
It’s a sad situation. But perhaps now Tiger can be the biggest whore and get that sh*t out of his system so his next marriage has a fighting chance.
After all the reports of a “reconciliation” it looks like wretched whore golfer Tiger Woods and his Swedish wife are calling it quits.
According to multiple reports Elin is about to make off like a bandit by receiving over 700 million dollars in a secret divorce settlement currently being negotiated between both parties attorneys.
While terms of the deal aren’t yet public, the internet is buzzing that Tiger will fork over the hefty chunk of cash in exchange for Elin signing a lifetime confidentiality agreement barring her from doing any interviews, and or publishing books on their marriage, rumors, gossip and or anything else.
In exchange Elin is requesting that Tiger keep all his whores away from their children PERIOD.
According to a close source: via Entertainmentwise.com
“When they first started negotiating the divorce, it was very acrimonious, Elin had a lawyer in California who was very, very aggressive….They don’t interact much at all any more. The nannies take the kids back and forth between their houses. There’s virtually no conversation between Tiger and Elin.”
Sh*t 700 million dollars?? I ain’t mad one bit. Perhaps this will teach us dudes to keep it in our pants, and if we can’t DON’T GET MARRIED.
Tiger Woods has returned to his craft after taking 5 months of one brutal beating in the media.
I didn’t cover all the wretched whores who came out of the wood works demanding apologies — and money for Woods damaging their faux feelings and relationships. Personally I didn’t have the desire to check up on Woods updates each day. And I, like many of you, became so disgusted that I had to tune it out.
However Wood’s new Nike commercial — yes they were one of the companies to stick around through it all — is too eerie to ignore. The new ad shows Woods looking on as a prerecord voiceover from Tigers deceased father talks to him in a very somber way.
Call me an ass, but will people stop at nothing to win at all costs?
Tomorrow is shaping up to be an interesting one now that @TigerWood’s is set to finally address all the rumors and media frenzy that’s developed over the past couple of months regarding allegations of sticking his golf club in multiple holes have been exposed.
According to The Huffington Post, Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at 11 a.m. ET Friday at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida. Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior.
But before you allow this bit of news to get your gossip pallet moist, the exact contents of how detailed the disgraced golf star is gonna get remain a mystery. Add that to the fact that the golf homie is hosting this orchestrated event e on a Friday when a lot of the daytime talk shows don’t tape live and you can already see the PR team hard at work. It’s not in my nature to be cynical, but I can’t think of one thing Tiger could say that will change the public’s opinion of him.
And he definitely loses any cool point he ever had — not that he had any– over his novice methods of trying to cheat on the wife.
Tiger’s people say they are still evaluating the best way to help, but that didn’t stop Russell from committing Tiger to something he hasn’t committed to yet.
He tells TMZ, “Yesterday, I tweeted that Tiger Woods was contributing in a major way. My source for the tweet was premature, however, I strongly and passionately urge everyone with reach and means to act NOW as speed is everything to saving the lives of people in desperate need.”
We all know this is a #EpicFail. There’s nothing more to see here folks.
@Russel Simmons took to his twitter page yesterday to announce that disgraced golfer @Tiger Woods is the most amazing person on the planet for assisting with the Haitian disater relief aid. I’m sure Tiger and his crew hopes it helps in shifting the public’s opinion on all the philandering with his numerous lady friends.
Appreciate that Tiger. But you’re nowhere CLOSE to repenting for them sins.
They say karma is a bitch, but now I’m beginning to think she’s one evil, evil, whore. The most embattled golfer in history has just received yet another blow, no pun intended:
Steven Hirsch, head honcho of Vivid, tells TMZ a woman approached him two weeks ago, claiming she had a sex video of @TigerWoods. She said it was shot approximately two years ago.
Hirsch tells TMZ his people have seen 30 seconds of the video but is not confirming it’s Tiger on tape — he says he’s still trying to ID the players. [TMZ]
I know Woods brought all this drama on himself, but when is it enough already? Geesh. Can the man catch a break?
