Posts Tagged ‘That Damn Beyonce’

Bangladesh Admits Beyonce Doesn’t Write Her Music, Songwriters Desperate For A Chance Do!

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

Y’all know I live for stories like these. Super Producer Bangladesh, who’s behind such massive hits like Lil Wayne’s “A Milli” and Beyonce’s “Diva” is lashing out at Beyonce for her well-known industry lie about she writes all her songs.

To the experienced this is a dirty little secret that’s riddled through the music industry. But to the novice I’m sure you’re shocked.

Per R&B Blog:

“It doesn’t matter who’s writing the songs, or who’s producing the songs. It’s who’s delivering the mother fu*ker. It really doesn’t matter if Beyonce is actually sitting there physically writing the song.

Even if she’s not, it don’t mean she can’t. She might not have the time. It doesn’t matter, because you can work with artists who write, or work with artists that’s Beyonce’s level…

For me… It doesn’t matter. The people outside looking in, they wanna know if she writes her own songs or if she ain’t. At the end of the day, she’s on a level where things are handed to her; people wanna be a part of what she’s doing.

She either wrote it, or she can put her name on it – it doesn’t matter because that’s the boss you are.”

I kind ofagree with Bangla, however I still want artist to man up and admit the bullsh*t they try to project. If you didn’t write the song YOU DIDN’T WRITE THE SONG. Period!

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Beyonce Involved In ‘Horrific’ Automobile Accident!

Thursday, July 8th, 2010

If you believe the UK media, Beyonce was involved in the most horrific automobile accident known to man.

Per Contact Music:

Shoppers looked on in horror as the taxi collided with the car’s door, ripping it off its hinges and missing Beyonce by just a matter of centimetres.

The pop star – who was travelling with her hip-hop guru husband Jay-Z – looked visibly shaken after the incident.

A source told The Sun newspaper: “It was terrifying to watch. It all happened so quickly, the taxi came out of nowhere.

“She seemed very shaken and was lucky to be alive. A couple of seconds difference and God knows what could have happened.”

Beyonce, 28, and Jay-Z, 40, were on their way to a romantic meal at Japanese eatery Zuma when the singer decided to make her impromptu stop.

After the accident, the couple were forced to dump the damaged car – and were sent a replacement to take them to the restaurant.

I’m glad she’s OK. But something tells me this story was written by someone with quite the imagination. It sounds like just another day in a big city.

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Plug Into The Scene: Denzel Washington & Viola Davis, Will & Jada & More Add Some Color To 2010 Tony Awards!

Monday, June 14th, 2010

Last night the 2010 Tony Awards got a little color as it added such stellar stars as Denzel Washington and Viola Davis to the club of Broadway winners.

Picking up wins for Lead Actor in a Play for their roles in Fences. Hollywood royalty Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith made an appearance as well as the shockingly stout wizard we all know as Harry Potter. Surprise attendee’s Jay-Z added a nice blend of hip-hop, too. Pop the hood for pictures.

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Um..Whatever Happened To That Break Beyonce Was Talking About!

Tuesday, May 4th, 2010

Beyonce is clearly a workaholic who can’t sit her ass down and be domesticated for too long as a new video has popped up online.

It’s clear that Bey has grown very confident in her skin as she takes on more edgier cinematic videos these days. This record was clearly made for the fellas..and lesbians.

I aint mad. All I ask for is a year of no Beyonce.

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Wretched Whore Scoop: Beyonce and @SolangeKnowles Officially Have A New Sibling!

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010

After all the drama, and public scrutiny, DNA testing confirms that Matthew Knowles indeed stepped out on his marriage.

Why we men can’t keep it in our pants is beyond me. Get all the deets here

I can’t decide whats worse; The fact that Matthew, who I’ve met twice and seems like a nice man, was creeping on Bey’s moms, or the fact that that he cheated on her with a non looker like Alexsandra Wright. I mean lets keep it real; She’s no Tina!

Epic Fail!

Sidebar, what I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall in the Knowles family home this upcoming holiday season.

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Magazine Scoop: NEON Magazine Apologies For Bogus Beyonce Article!

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

There was an alleged story circling the unofficial blogs about some interview that left Beyonce confessing that she’s got a marriage contract with her hip-hop husband Jay-Z. Apparently NEON magazine published the article, and is now eating dog sh*t all the way to the printer.

GU.com didn’t post it because I knew it was complete B.S. First off if Beyonce was going to talk about her inner marriage dealings, it for damn sure wouldn’t have been to some unknown German magazine that nobody’s heard of — let alone reads.

Check their statement where they blame a “freelance journalist” for the article, but not themselves:

We do have serious doubts in the truth of many statements of the interview of Ms. Beyonce Knowles published in NEON, Issue January/2010

The article was written by the freelancer Ingo Mecek. The editors-in-Chief have confronted Ingo Mocek with these doubts. Ingo Mocek was not able to verify certain statements, particularly the statements regarding a marriage contract of Ms. Knowles. There, we assume that the interview did not take place as claimed by Ingo Mocek

NEON dissociates itself from the content of the interview with Ms. Knowles. NEON subscribes to a high level standard of truthful journalism. Since Ingo Mocek has violated these standards serverely, NEON has terminated all relationships with Inco Mocek with immediate effect.

We sincerely apologize to Ms. Knowles and her management for all personal inconvenience that may have arisen due to the publication of this interview.

C’mon son, people aren’t stupid. And shame on a publication for trying to throw a freelancer up under the bus. Call me an ass, but I’ve worked for tons of magazines, and NOTHING makes it into a publication without fact checking and or running it through legal.

This is simply an epic fail. And no amount of finger pointing is gonna take the heat of NEON. This is yet another example of how magazines are NO DIFFERENT from the blogging community.

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Video: @AliciaKeys Brings Out Beyonce & @S_C_ To Madison Square Garden

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

My spies were front and center at Madison Square Garden last week at Alicia Keys’ new tour kickoff, and I hear the fanatics when complete ape shit over a surprise appearance by Jay-Z and Beyonce.

Beyonce joined Alicia for their new collabo “Put It In Love Song”. And of course Jay rocked the stage with their smash “Empire State of Mind” What kind of blogger would I be if I didn’t have some video for you. Check it above.

Props TGJ

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TV Scoop: MTV Denies @CNN ’s Claims That @LadyGaga ’s “Telephone” Music Video Was Banned!

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

GU.com reported that Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s video had pushed the envelope so much with their newest collabo “Telephone,” that MTV chose to ban the visuals. However, it seems that the worlds most trusted news organization got it COMPLETELY wrong, which was discovered when I posted a story on it Sunday night:

“MTV did not ban Lady Gaga and Beyoncé’s ‘Telephone’ video — in fact, we premiered it on Friday, March 12, on-air and online at MTV.com, two days before this story was falsely reported,” said MTV Executive Vice President of Music and Talent Amy Doyle. “Fans can continue to catch the video as we repeat it on-air and online.” Music videos generally air on MTV weekdays between 3 a.m. and 10 a.m.

It’s a good thing MTV cleared that up and quickly because that would have made the channel completely irrelevant. Hell, that video better win Best Video of The Year! It’s so weird it’s perfect for the award.

Hey whatever happened to video vanguard award. Props to Tuma at MTV Jamz for sending this over.

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Dispute: @MTV Bans Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s “Telephone” Video?? @MTVJamz Denies Claims!

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Update** Apparently CNN has gotten it ALL wrong. MTV Jamz posted the following message on their twitter page moments after I posted this blog. Read it here

MTV is proving that is no longer relevant when it comes to pushing the boundaries and cultivating pop stars.

The word has been handed down from the higher up’s that Lady GaGa’s new video “Telephone” featuring Beyonce will not air the reality based network. No reason has been handed down yet, but many feel the overtly sexual and provocative visuals are too much for its audience. It should be noted that ‘Telephone’ has garnered 13 million hits on youtube alone since hitting the web Thursday, March 11th.

This is particularly shocking seeing as though the Viacom owned channel was instrumental in developing the likes of Madonna, Salt & Peppa, and Britney Spears — all who’ve pushed the boundaries in their own right.

MTV has once again showed that they’re way too comfortable in their reality dominated programing to angry advertisers or demographics,

Check out the old broads at CNN argue what effect the ban will have on Beyonce’s squeaky clean image.

Epic Fail MTV. [Source]

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Plug Into The Scene: @S_C_ & Beyonce Join @BarackObama For A Chat!

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Yesterday I told you about Jay-Z blessing the White House with his hip-hop presence. But I had no idea that the King of Hip-Hop would be looking so dapper.

And shoutout to Beyonce for keeping the “Sasha Fierce” moniker to the house.

Now you could choose ta Sit in front of your computa/Posin’ with guns Shootin YouTube up/Or you could come with me to the White House get your suit up” -”What We Talkin’ About”

This is definitely a “wow” photo. Who ever thought that hp-hop could take it this far.

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