Archive for the ‘Takes A Leak’ Category

My Two Cents: Wheelchair Jimmy “Takes Care” of the Consumers

Thursday, November 10th, 2011

In the ever-changing digital space, the endless debate over whether or not music albums leaking online helps or hurts record labels remains constant. We’ve examined the issue on BET Sound Off several times throughout the years. And while most are hard-pressed to find anyone neutral on the matter, Wheelchair Jimmy aka Drake seems to be that guy this week.

One of hip hop’s most anticipated albums has leaked a full week before it’s due to hit stores and iTunes. Take Care, the follow-up to Young Money/Cash Money artist Drake’s critically acclaimed album, Thank Me Later, is everywhere online. Sources close to the situation who I contacted expressed slight alarm due to the popularity of the Canadian-born actor-turned-rapper. But it seems Drizzy himself isn’t too pressed, as he took to his twitter page to express:

“I am not sure if the album leaked. But if it did thank god it doesn’t happen a month early anymore.

Listen, enjoy it, buy it if you like it…and take care until next time.”

A melancholy approach to the situation, the “Headlines” hit-maker isn’t new to giving his music away free to the fans. Back in May, the MC caused a sh*t storm with his record company by leaking “Dreams Money Can Buy,” from his forthcoming sophomore album. Besides offering a download link, the post contained this message: “A song that I felt the need to share. Not my single. Just a piece of my story. Hear me out though …” Reportedly, “Dreams Money Can Buy” is Take Care’s intro track. Drake’s blog post was accompanied by an image with text that reads, “This is a story of dreams mixed with reality.”

Considered an unconventional promotional tool, artists giving their music away to the fans that support them is a business calculation that simply won’t sit well with struggling music companies. Days after the self-imposed leak, Universal Music began targeting hip hop blogs around the world — and even went after 50 Cent’s This is The attack was publicly denounced by most hip hop fans — and the artist himself. So while it’s no surprise Drake has taken a more laid-back approach to the leak, the impact the unauthorized action will have remains to be seen.

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Weenie Roast: @RepWeiner’s Johnson Hits The Net! Oh The Humiliation!

Wednesday, June 8th, 2011

I’ve been purposely laying low on my opinion on NY Congressman Anthony Weiner. I don’t understand the salaciousness that’s ensued. But it’s clear the political circus is hell-bent on showing more attention to a man’s private life than the fact that we are in a double digit recession.

Forgo my argument about how the media distracts us more then inform. This is a stupid matter to be addressing, but alas here we all are. And now that Representative Weiner’s Johnson has officially been released, it’s clear that a resignation is imminent.

It’s absolutely nothing to write home about. It leaves very much to the imagination. There’s an argument that you can tell a woman’s age by her neck. And if thats true, then the same can be said about men and their d*cks.

I warn you; its nothing to talk about. If anything I pity his wife. I mean not only does she have to walk with the public shame of knowing he’s suffering from a mid-life crisis. But now we all know that he’s not even breaking her off in the bed right. It’s just a humiliating experience all around. WOW.

[See THe NSFW photo's Here]

P.S. Am I the only noticing that all the woman Rep Weiner has gotten into trouble are white? With such an beautiful and exotic looking wife, I’m a bit confused by his bimbo selections. Can’t there be an argument made that he clearly prefers a white girl?

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Chris Brown Nude Pics Take A Leak!

Monday, March 7th, 2011

Late Friday evening Pop star, Chris Brown’s privates leaked all over the internet. Initially I thought it was going to be like Christmas and my Birthday all rolled into one [note: because of the scandal, NOT because of his actual twig and berries].

I mean who could be that stupid at this point in the game? Brown is seen flashing his lanky body with platinum dye job to boot in front of the bathroom mirror. As you can see above Chris i-Phone held all the secrets, and now we all know what it is.

Reports suggest that Brown sent his nude shots to a supposed “ex” [although I highly HIGHLY doubt it]. Lets just all forget for a second that his new album “F.A.M.E.” doesn’t hit stores in three weeks. The publicity stunts are starting to become really REALLY sad.

All we can do is remember that CB is 21 years-old, thus their are lots of more mistakes to be made. SMH. I still cant help but think that Tina’s got some piss poor mgmt skills. Just my two cents.

Oh..go here to see the peen. Personally, I coulda had a V-8.

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Mos Def’s Wife Naked Pics Takes A Leak

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

Don’t let her smile fool you. Rapper — turned actor Mos Def’s ex-wife is a freak. Alana Wyatt, who appeared on E! True Hollywood Story: Hip Hop Wives, among other shameless programing, is now an internet star thanks to some graphic pictures.

The homie Jacky Jasper has all the cat-trap and downward dog inspired photo’s on his site. [Go Here]

What a wretched whore.

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Masturbation Scoop: @AnthonyBrutha of Def Jam’s @Brutha Decides To “Beat It” To Michael Jackson, Video Takes A Leak!

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Why you kids — and some adults– haven’t gotten the memo to keep your private parts to yourselves is beyond me.

In yet another celebrity nude scandal photo, singer/actor Anthony Harrell, of Def Jam’s Brutha, is connected to a five month-old digital masturbation video that has hit the world wide web. In the video, Anthony is seen beating his meager-meat to Michael Jackson.

Now ladies, um..and some men, before you get excited it should be known that Anthony’s member is nothing to write home about. It’s actually embarrassing to watch [pause]. In the shocking clip, Anthony, who’s in his thirties –yet claims to be 22 years-old — tosses caution into the wind as he starts to, “Beat It” at a five-star hotel, then finishes up at a private apartment.

In doing a little investigation, Harrell seems to be very open about his sexual prowess, as he often tweets about his obsession with sex:

Are you scratching your head wondering who Harrell is? Well they’ve yet to collect a hit record — or a hit reality show for that matter– despite getting co-signs from the likes of Jermaine Dupri and deceased former Def Jam executive Shakir Stewart.

Check below for all the deets. If you are at work DO NOT PLAY YOURSELF! I wouldn’t risk my job for third rate R&B group’s nudes. #imjustsayin


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Naked Celebrity Scandal Scoop: Trina’s Cat Trap Exposed At The Hands of Decatur, GA Extortionist!

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Uh Oh! Rap star Trina’s irresponsible acts has thrust herself into the blog chatter this morning. While recently traveling to Atlanta, GA it seems the Slip-N-Slide entertainer misplaced her mobile phone and now some publicity — and financially hungry haters– is playing extortionist.

The NFSW photo’s show Trina posing naked, sharing intimate moments with her former lover, Denver Nuggets star Kenyon Martin, etc. A Decatur man claims he found Trina’s mobile phone and is NOT releasing the phone unless Trina ponies up 100,000 dollars — in form of paypal might I add.

“B*tch, we found your phone in Atlanta. You want the phone back, give us a hundred thousand cash… Put it in a PayPal account… mail it to us. We in Decatur, shawty! You already know.”

Of course the WSHH crew got wind of the tapes, which they’ve happily posted online for the world to see. This is yet another example of how don’t put sensitive information such as nude pictures on your cell phones.

Stay up Trina.

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Portland Trail Blazers Greg Oden Addresses Nude Pictures [Video]

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Disgraced ballplayer Greg Olden is apologizing to his fans, family, team and the NBA over some recent nude shots that were disbursed throughout the world wide web yesterday.

I didn’t post the pics [which you find with a simple google search] because in the back of my mind I didn’t think anybody cared. I mean aren’t peen shots as about as common as DUI’s these days? Not that DUI’s are cool either, but its what it is.

Personally I’m over the apologizes and please for forgiveness. How about these stupid ass kids learn to simply don’t do it. Or if you do then why not remove your face and distinguishing body marks so that nobody can prove its you? But I digress.

Check dude’s pathetic please above.

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Takes A Leak: Alicia Keys “The Element of Freedom” Available For Download…

Saturday, December 5th, 2009


..but not here.

Alicia Key’s new album has taken an unfortunately leak online just moments ago. The pop star who enjoys poking around on piano keys’ fourth album isn’t boding well with fans. None of AK’s singles have entered Billboards Top 100′s top spot.

While we don’t encourage illegal downloading, a simple google search will reveal where you can cop her new CD. When these artists and labels stop trying to work full albums and get back to working singles well might be able to start making money again.


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Fan Mail: XXL 2010 Top 10 Freshman Class First Look = FAKE!!!

Friday, December 4th, 2009


Update: XXL has reached out to to confirm my initial suspicion that this document was fake. Should you recieve emails from aka Nick York check and double check its validity.

Check out what I just got in an email sent to me from a reader.

Whats good!!! I cant tell you how, but I got my hands on the XXL’s top freshman class. The issue is most likely going to be the Jan/Feb issue. The talk around the office is that drake’s people didn’t think it was a good look for him to be on the cover with unproven artists, so there are some fill ins and im sure you can tell who they are. One Love

p.s. I took the pics on my blackberry so they kinda blurry.

Interesting Drake. does not endorse this correspondence to be accurate. But the paper does look official. Let’s wait and see.

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Wretched Whore Scoop: Tiger Woods Voicemail To Jumpoff Takes A Leak!

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

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In yet another example of how men are about as dumb as a box of hair, Tiger Woods has just been put on blast by an alleged mistress.

US Weekly got the exclusive on a voicemail that alleges Tiger contacted his secret lover, 24 year-old Los Angeles cocktail waitress Jaimee Grubbs, in a panic and pleaded for her make changes to her personal voicemail because his wife Elin was caught going through his phone.

Here’s what he had to say:

“Hey, it’s Tiger, I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

Though Tigers attorney and publicist both have aren’t commenting on the allegations of infidelity, it’s clear that Woods is far from out of the woods in the eyes of public opinion.

As you know the top earning Golf player is caught up in a shit storm scandal every since this weekend’s unexplained car accident that left him unconscious in front of his estate just outside Orlando, Florida.

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