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I interrupt the normal scheduled blog to advise you that an Amber Alert has been issued for Mr. Cornell Haynes Jr. also known as the rapper Nelly, last seen in a video with Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas. It has been reported that Nelly’s career was kidnapped and last seen rolling down Interstate 95 south on Flo’Rida’s tour bus….. LOL!
Okay, he hasn’t really been kidnapped, we’ve seen him at the Ashanti events, a few random parties and not too far from wherever Jermaine Dupri is, but dude is pretty much non-existant in the music scene right now.
Flo’Rida jacked Nelly for his sh*t, I mean have you seen Flo’Rida? That dude’s HUGE, I think he straight de-boed Nelly and Nelly is hiding out like Chris Tucker on Friday. LMAO!!!! I’m so bugging right now but I’m going to explain.
I think that Flo’Rida has single-handedly taken Nelly’s whole style and he wont let ol’ boy back for nothing. Nelly used to be known for the bubble-gum pop rap songs that all my people of another persuasion were akin to. I know Mo (Nelly’s close friends call him Mo in reference to Moses who led the slaves to freedom. They say Nelly led the St. Lunatics to money, lol! dumb shit I l know but that’s why they call him Mo) thought he was street but nah my dude, not so much and I don’t care that they made him bleep out the street sweeper references in the down down baby, Country Grammar song.
Aint’ nothing hard about Nelly (except maybe those abs) I can’t front he stepped his body game WAY UP, but I still think he looks sort of like the Cro-Magnum man from the social studies books when I was in school. Haaaaaaaa! okay, I’m just playing Mo, ummm not really, I’m kind of serious but I don’t want Big B to choke me when he sees me. What up B? Shouts out to Ali, Murph and my baby Kijuan of the St. Lunatics. Oh yeah, welcome home City (he’s the other member of the group, he was locked up when Nelly popped).
Anyway, it seems like Nelly can’t catch a break, as a matter of fact his mitt is looking like a brick magnet right now. After the success of Country Grammar I knew it’d be damn near impossible for him to match the success/sales of his debut CD but damn! I don’t know what the problem is but he might want to look to his lower left, that’s where you’ll usually find JD, lol!
For some reason Nelly has this intense loyalty to Jermaine and we’ve all heard the story of how JD let him in his party and introduced him to the dude that ultimately signed or got him his deal or something, BUT….. Jermaine ain’t give that dude a deal so why such extreme devotion? I think he needs to stay out of South Side Studios (Jermaine Dupri’s Atlanta studio) for anything other than the basketball games, pool, crap games, tattoos and random stripper shows (oops, did I let that slip, sorry Janet and Ashanti) that go on over there, cus’ clearly they aint’ making no hits there.
The CoreDj’s is working a new Nelly record but I don’t believe it, I’m not even sure it’s him, come to think of it, I haven’t actually seen Flo’Rida in a minute either, hmmmmm. Do yall think Mo/Nelly was able to untie the ropes and escape to deliver a song to Tony Neal? Ha Ha Ha
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