Gyant Unplugged

No ladies and gentleman your eyes to not deceive you. This is Brett Lockett. He’s a uber-physically fit God that’s been caught up in the today’s running theme of desperation to achieve attention at any costs.

For those who are not up to speed allow me to catch you up. This dude — who by my visual account has no reason too– made his media round last week by telling the world that he had a devious affair with socialite-turned porn star–turned reality star princess–turned global brand Kim Kardashian. He sold his story claiming he had all sorts of evidence by way of text messages and emails — which he says was cocked and ready to go should Kim K. try and deny it.

Well she did deny it, and threatened legal action. It seems now Lockett has nothing but dreams of banging Kim K out [normally I wouldn't reduce myself to such language as it relates to a women - but I think if Kim's comfortable spreading her legs, and showing us all how BAD she is in bed then she can deal with the crude adjective] and is now doing a complete 180 on the story.

And as sad and insipid as the New England Patriot is for even initiating this crap, I can’t help but question the era we are in. These days even gorgeously handsome men with beautiful physiques with no reason to involve themselves in silly matters like this are diving into dicey drama head first. And for what? In my opinion it’s to become validated. Over the years it’s become glaringly clear that we’ve all become so sad, so desperate and so needy that we are willing to put ourselves out to the masses in ANY capacity to garner the slightest bit of attention.

Pardon me for saying this, but if I was 6″1, 220lbs, and on a major football team I couldn’t imagine vying for more attention so much that I am wiling to play myself, my value and my god give self-respect in such a sad way.

In the end did Lockett achieve his goal? Who knows. Who knows what that goal was to beging with. BUT, what is known is that pretty boys have issues JUST as much as anybody else. And for that I’m elated, yet baffled at this mini-mellow drama.

Lockett, if you’re reading — and lets face it you are–I hope you got what you wanted out of this. But I tell you now you’re stock has plummeted in the eyes of your female fans.

The casualties of social media continues to develop. When will you all wake up and realize that it’s not that serious?

Editorial note: Are you hiding something, Brett?? How You Doin perhaps? This is all so messy!

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